My Aunt named "Teresa"
By DevilKingBaal @ 26/07/2008 4:36:18 PM
I'm 15 years old as you all know. I live with my mother and my aunt. A while ago before school ended, my aunt got drunk. She cut my hair and then took me to the neighbor's to finish it. After I said it was good she told him to keep cutting. And it was because I gave her lice. So pretty much I was guessing she wanted me bald! After this she yells at me for embarrassing her. What happened after the neighbor's after I said I thought it looked good and told the neighbor to stop, she copped an attitude and started swearing in front of the neighbors at me. ....Oh yeah, I embarrassed her!
Then she calls my uncle after yelling her lungs out at me to deal with me. He doesn't want to deal with this, so he calls my Grandmother and she figures out about it and calls us. After my Grandmother tells me to get off the phone so she can talk to Teresa, a few minutes later, Teresa comes barging into my room and yells at me saying that my Grandmother called her "A fucking drunk and that she was going to disown her". I know my Grandmother, she's a sweet woman! She doesn't ever swear unless she's watching Sunday Night Football and the Bucs are losing. And at the most she uses "Shit". And I know she wouldn't go and say she was going to disown her own sister!
So at this point I'm assuming she's drunk! Not only that, I start crying because I think she was being serious and she said she was going to leave and never come back. I come to a stunning realization after crying for a while in the bathroom. "It's not me! It's her! She's drunk! She's the one who called my Uncle and it came to this! This is Karma's way of telling me "It's not your fault, Joseph, it's hers."
I then start laughing because I was being so stupid. I then think "Go ahead and leave! I'll be better off without you!" My neighbor talks to her and she didn't leave.
About a month later when we moved here to Kentucky my mother tells her "If you even Drink liquor here you are being kicked out. You can smoke, but you can't drink liquor!" My aunt agreed of course. Everything was going great up until yesterday! Guess what happened?!
She takes me to the corner store! She goes to the Liquor Store to get "cigarettes", I'm sitting here wondering. "They don't sell cigarettes at Liquor Stores do they? And anyways, the Corner store is right next to it and sells cigarettes too! So I wait for her. And she comes out and quickly goes to the car, and I see her hide a brown paper bag under the driver's seat.
I noticed something, "Why would someone brown paper bag a pack of cigarettes?" I then come to a stunning realization! "She's got liquor in it!" Yep, my aunt who swore that she wouldn't drink liquor anymore not only lied but drank it before going gambling! She then comes later to ask ME (A Fifteen-Old Boy who has no interest in women in their 40's- And on and she's in her 50's) if she looks pretty?
What am I supposed to say to that?! I know she's drunk! I just told her what she wanted to hear! She leaves to go pick up my mom to go gambling (DRUNK!) and my mom calls shortly after to ask how everything's going with the new router she bought me. I tell her everything's going good. She then asks me if Teresa is coming to pick her up. "I said "Yeah she just left but she was acting weird". Later Teresa comes back and starts yelling at me for telling my mom something. I don't know what I said.
So I go outside to so I don't have to deal with this Psycho Bitch again like last time. My mom comes up, and as soon as I come in with my mom, Teresa all of a sudden shuts the fuck up! And a few minutes ago, I went into my mom's room to tell her I saw Teresa with a brown paper bag. And she knew Teresa had bought liquor. She said that if Teresa drinks liquor one more time, then she can pack her bags and go the fuck back to Florida!
You can bet I want this psycho bitch out of my home! Now I just have to wait for her to fuck up one more time!
